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{UAH} Don't laugh

*DON'T LAUGH PLEASE !!*

In *Japan*..they invented a machine that catches thieves..
They took it out to different countries for a test.

*U.S.A*..in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves..

*UK*..in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves..

*Spain*..in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves..

*Ghana*..in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves..

*Kenya*..in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves..

*Uganda*..in 5 minutes the machine was stolen !!..

I told you not to laugh !!
If you laughed then share this !!

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{UAH} GREAT MEMORIAL ANNIVERSARY FOR SLAIN FRENCH PRIEST !


Garanti sans virus. www.avast.com

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{UAH} Drudge fires warning shots at Trump - that should worry him

Drudge fires warning shots at Trump - that should worry him
http://money.cnn.com/2017/07/26/media/matt-drudge-donald-trump-coverage/index.html

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{UAH} Museveni, the age limit and how a solution becomes a problem

Museveni, the age limit and how a solution becomes a problem

By Norbert Mao

No one's stories and opinions define Museveni's metamorphosis from a solution to a problem better than Miria Matembe. Obviously, to her and those who trusted Museveni before, there are two Musevenis alive in their consciousness. The one who raised their hopes and the one who dashed their hopes. The disappointment is unmistakable when she speaks. 

One fact however cannot be denied. Museveni has made a big personal stamp on Uganda. In the wake of the debate on whether to lift or not to lift the constitutional age limit, we cannot escape the question of what legacy he will leave when the "great equalizer" mingles his remains with those of lesser or greater mortals in the remorseless dust. Will it be said that he repented in time or did he tempt fate and thus earn an epithet as one who both built and destroyed Uganda in equal measure?

Some people think Museveni should be coaxed and eased gently out of power. Something akin to exorcising a ghost or painstakingly hauling out a heavy, useless empty safe from the family house. On July 14, 2017 Winnie Byanyima told journalists "We must help President Museveni to have a safe transition, lead a safe transition and leave power as a hero that he is. He has done some great things and we need to help him to lead his country and his party to have a smooth transition,". Others, and many fall in that category, think Museveni has his choices cut out for him and he is the only one who can make it. Like his predecessors who made their choices, he will make his and bear the consequences. 

Still, the question remains, how do heroes retire? Gracefully I think. In his book, The Hero's Farewell" Yale Professor Jeff Sonnenfeld, delves into the subject of leadership transition in businesses. He writes "How a business replaces its chief executive often determines that firm's future. If a business does not effectively manage the transfer of power, utter turmoil can result, with profound implications not only for the CEO, but also for the other employees, the shareholders, and the community at large."

A key factor in leadership succession is how a leader whose departure is imminent views himself. His self-conception. Also relevant is how he views the world. His cosmo-conception.  

On May 17, The Observer newspaper published an interview with Boniface Byanyima. When asked whether anything has changed about Museveni the old man answered " He had no power. He was a poor young boy. Now he has amassed wealth. He has grabbed power...Apart from that, he is still the same. When he was a young man he was not straight. When Museveni says 10 words, you can't trust them all. Perhaps only two are correct".

Museveni's self conception is again clarified by Boniface Byanyima who saw him in his formative years. Byanyima says Museveni gave himself the name "Tibahaburwa" meaning the one who cannot be advised or one who relies exclusively on his own advice. Museveni's worldview hinges on violent social change and the regimentation of society. Communist literature dominated his reading list. No wonder, his undergraduate research topic was on Franz Fanon and his theory of violence. In his desire to have a regimented society malleable to his will and the use of violence as an arbiter of conflict, Museveni practices what he preaches. These personality sketches can give us an idea of how Museveni is likely to manage his own succession. He seeks to succeed himself ad infinitum and risk going down in flames.

Tanzania had Nyerere. America was blessed to have George Washington. After leading his compatriots through a bloody war for independence, he was unanimously elected President and after two terms during which physical weariness set in and the voices of his critics became louder and louder, he decided to retire. The overwhelming majority wanted him to stay on as president. He resisted the voices of his friends, political associates and even sycophants and chose to go home to his Rwakitura (Mount Vernon). He penned perhaps the most famous farewell address in history. Readers may say we should stop dreaming because this is Uganda and leaders depart the Ugandan way but, as Winnie Byanyima suggests, wouldn't it be glorious if Museveni did the same?

Well planned transitions elevates the spirit of a nation. When a leader departs in disarray with his supporters running pellmell, the spirit of the nation is diminished.


"In tribute to the United Kingdom and the Republic of Uganda, two bastions of strength in a world filled with strife, discrimination and terrorism."

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{UAH} UFA TURN-COAT BETTI KAMYA

KAYIBANDA MUSEVENI'S MISTRESS KAMYA REVEALS HER TRUE COLOURS AND IT IS NOT FEDERAL

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{UAH} Just For Laughs Festival announces expansion to continent of Africa in 2018

Just For Laughs Festival announces expansion to continent of Africa in 2018

The comedy festival is expanding to Durban, South Africa
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    Published Wednesday, July 26, 2017 11:21AM EDT

    MONTREAL - Just For Laughs is once again expanding abroad with a new home base in Africa.

    The Montreal-based comedy brand has joined forces with a South Africa-based conglomerate to launch the new venture.

    The partnership will aim to offer a continent-wide mix of local comedy development, a showcase of international stars, and opportunities for comedians to gain exposure overseas.

    The South African coastal city of Durban will also play host to the inaugural Just For Laughs Africa in 2018.

    The new event joins existing Just For Laughs festivals held outside of Montreal in cities including Toronto, Vancouver and Sydney, Australia.

    Just For Laughs has regularly played host to South African comedians, including "The Daily Show" host Trevor Noah, who will be honoured as Comedy Person of the Year at the Just For Laughs Awards on Friday.

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    {UAH} Rex Tillerson takes time off role as Donald Trump's Secretary of State

    Rex Tillerson takes time off role as Donald Trump's Secretary of State

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    The Evening Standard

    America's Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, is "taking a little time off" amid reports he may quit President Donald Trump'sscandal-plagued administration.

    Speculation over a possible "Rexit" grew after Mr Tillerson, former  chief executive of the Exxon-Mobil oil  company,  was reported to be unhappy about the president's "unprofessional" attacks on embattled Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

    Mr Tillerson, 65, was already  frustrated with Mr Trump's involvement in foreign affairs and staffing decisions, according to CNN.

    State Department spokeswoman Heather Nauert tried to brush aside suggestions that Mr Tillerson was on his way out.

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    "Just taking a little time off," she said. "He does have the ability to go away for a few days on his own. He's got a lot of work, he just came back from that mega-trip overseas," she added, referring to the G20 summit in Germany.

    "He's entitled to take a few days for himself. The Secretary has been very clear he intends to stay here at the State Department. We have a lot of work that is left to be done ahead of us. He recognises that. He's deeply engaged in that work."

    She added that Mr Tillerson "does, however, serve at the pleasure of the president, just as any cabinet official would."

    Attorney General Sessions' future seemed in doubt after Mr Trump again criticised him for being "very weak" and said that "only time will tell" if he keeps his job.

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    Donald Trump 'disappointed' in attorney general Jeff Sessions

    Speaking at a White House press  conference the president blasted Mr Sessions' decision to remove himself from any involvement in the investigations into alleged Russian meddling with the US election because of his own involvement in the Trump campaign.

    "He should not have recused himself almost immediately after he took office, and if he was going to recuse himself, he should have told me prior to taking office, and I would have quite simply picked somebody else," said a clearly-irritated Mr Trump. He added: "It's unfair to the presidency."

    Mr Sessions, a former Alabama  senator seen as one of Mr Trump's most loyal supporters, appears to be standing firm despite being the target of another Twitter tirade from the  president. His latest tweet said:  "Attorney General Jeff Sessions has taken a VERY weak position on Hillary Clinton crimes (where are E-mails & DNC server) & Intel leakers!" 

    The White House's new  communications director, Anthony Scaramucci,  likened the relationship to a marriage row and said: "They need to either get together or separate." He added that he thought it was correct that Mr Trump wants Mr Sessions to quit.

    At least three protesters, one waving a Russian flag, were thrown out of a rally in Ohio last night as Mr Trump urged support for replacing "Obamacare" health reforms.

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    {UAH} Muslim Brutality Against Black Africans

    Barbaric Treatment Of Black Africans By Muslims!!! Arabs Are Truly Evil!!!

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    Arabs amusing themselves for brutally torturing an old black african sudanese muslim just becouse he is black 
    This is whats going on in Arab countries 
    Share it to show the world how barbaric they are

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    {UAH} Allan/Gook/Pojim: Mugabe’s wife complains about unruly sons


    By KITSEPILE NYATHI
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    Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe's wife, Grace Mugabe, has confessed that she is concerned about her sons' wayward behaviour after they were evicted from a plush apartment in Johannesburg over wild parties.

    According to a leading privately-owned Zimbabwean weekly paper, Robert Junior, 25, and Chatunga Bellarmine, 21, were caught in a vicious scuffle that involved a gun drama, forcing the landlord to kick them out last month.

    "If I am to say women stand up to talk about your children, very few women can be brave enough to talk about that without breaking down," she told relatives and friends at her sister's birthday party on Sunday.

    "Nowadays there are spirits attacking our children. The spirit of drinking, drug abuse and doing other abnormal things way beyond their age.

    "I am telling you because the behaviour of the children does not matter if they are the president's children or not. All children are mischievous," she said.

    The paper had reported that the First Lady flew to South Africa earlier this month to address the sons' issue.



    Mugabe sons arriving at a national function. PHOTO | KITSEPILE NYATHI
    The two moved to South Africa this year after Robert Junior was forced to leave Dubai, where he was studying, over allegations of substance abuse. Bellarmine, who had been living in Harare, joined his brother in Johannesburg.

    "I have seen parents wearing torn clothes because their kids are demanding top-end trending clothes. In schools and universities, children are competing on fashion and they do not pay heed to parental advice," Mrs Mugabe said.

    President Mugabe, 93, often complains about his two sons' lack of seriousness but is always full of praise for his only daughter, Bona.

    Mrs Bona Chikore, 27, holds a master's degree in banking and finance and sits in boards of several state-run firms. In 2014, her parents showered with her with money and expensive gifts during her lavish wedding to Simba Chikore, now the chief operating officer of Air Zimbabwe.

    President Mugabe has three children with his 52-year-old wife whom he married in 1996 after the death of his first wife, Sally Hayfron.

    Mugabe's wife complains about unruly sons - The East African
    http://www.theeastafrican.co.ke/news/Mugabe-wife-complains-about-unruly-sons/2558-4032194-5cwy1sz/index.html

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    {UAH} Boda boda man cuts wife’s neck over US study trip

    Boda boda man cuts wife's neck over US study trip

    Nangonzi in hospital

    Nangonzi in hospital 

    By Jessica Sabano

    Mukono – A woman is nursing injuries at Namirembe Hospital in Mukono town after her husband allegedly sliced her neck.

    Musa Kisakye, a boda boda operator, allegedly attacked Ms Olivia Nangonzi, after informing him that her parents had enrolled her for a nursing course in the US.

    After cutting Nangonzi's neck, according to police, Kisakye, who thought he had accomplished his mission, used the same knife to slice his neck.

    Mr Rogers Sseguya, the Mukono Police District commander, says , Kisakye is in critical condition at Kawolo Hospital.

    Kisakye and Ms Nangonzi are residents of Makata, Nakisunga Sub-county, Mukono District.

    They married three years ago and have one child.

    "He thought he had killed me, Ms Nangonzi said. "Actually, I was too weak and I could not scream.  That's when he also cut himself his neck."

    She said: "I was preparing to set off to America this very week. Unfortunately, my husband wanted to kill me claiming that he wanted me to [stay] at home without upgrading [my skills]."

    Mr Seguya said if Kisakye recovers, he would be charged with attempted murder.

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    {UAH} JOHN NAGENDA IS AGAINST REMOVAL OF AGE LIMIT

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    {UAH} StarFM lures ‘prophet’ into arrest for rape

    StarFM lures 'prophet' into arrest for rape

    A HARARE "prophet", who was tricked by popular radio personality, Tilda Moyo into appearing on a StarFM show before he met his alleged rape victims, has appeared at the Harare Magistrates' Court facing allegations of raping three female congregants.

    BY DESMOND CHINGARANDE

    StarFM presenter Tilda Moyo

    StarFM presenter Tilda Moyo

    The suspect, Onbert Mapfumo (39), of Southlea Park, Harare, who pleaded not guilty, was granted $100 bail by magistrate Rumbidzai Mugwagwa.

    Mapfumo is represented by Jonathan Madotsa and was remanded to February 2.

      

    As part of his bail conditions, Mapfumo was ordered to report once every Friday at Machipisa Police Station, reside at his given address and not to interfere with the State witnesses.

    It is the State's case that sometime last year, Mapfumo, on various occasions, summoned three female congregants to his prayer room at house number 7937 New Canaan, Highfield, Harare.

    The State alleges he took the complainants one by one into the room and prayed for them. It is alleged he assured them that he would deliver them from evil spirits.

    Mapfumo is alleged to have explained to each of them that he would make a sacrificial prayer in which he was required to have sexual intercourse with them.

    He allegedly further told them that the intimacy would enable him to break the chains of poverty binding each one of them.

    The State alleges Mapfumo would strip each woman naked and sprinkle cooking oil on them before having sex with them without their consent.

    Audrey Chogumaira appears for the State.

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